Carpet Crusader Issue 1.

Hello, and welcome to the first edition of 'Airport Carpet Craziness' where we discuss the amazing and often overlooked world of carpets in airport terminals the world over. In this first instalment, we've travelled to Hong Kong International Airport, to gaze upon one of the more crazy carpets we've had the pleasure of viewing.


Laid down when the new HK terminal was built in 1998, this audacious choice, named 'Flange', was designed and fabricated by Zeuster-Huygyaks and Co., a company which I'm sure needs no introduction.
Chosen as it was for its rugged tri-yagget weave and resistance to wear & tear and bodily fluids, I spent an intense and tiring hour drinking vast amounts of water and urinating in various spots across the terminal before a rugged, yet friendly security guard accosted me bodily and told me 'you can't do that, sir'.
The final results of my investigation will be delivered as soon as airport security return my documents and come to their senses that a 'lifetime' ban is rather extreme.

More carpet-related hilarity next time, readers!